Hannibal Brutus II
Hannibal Brutus II
Having thwarted Hannibal Brutus’s plans to take over the world, you and your ally set about restoring these lands to their former glory. However, there are rumours that Hannibal Brutus is roaming the lands looking for vengeance… and you are top of his hit-list.
The undead Hannibal Brutus and his apprentice
A breathless messenger runs up to you. “Hannibal,” he gasps. “They… he… they’ve seen him!”
“Hannibal Brutus?” you ask. The messenger nods. “But we destroyed him… Surely there must be some mistake. He was fatally wounded in the battle. We saw him die with our very eyes.”
The messenger collapses with exhaustion. Something very strange is going on. Hannibal Brutus died. You saw it. So who did ‘they’ see?
Hannibal Brutus
Hannibal Brutus I – A custom map for Heroes 3
Hannibal Brutus has already taken over the underworld and iced over the land. Defeat him and his minnion before they take over your nation too.
Hannibal Brutus and his apprentice
Your two allies in the underworld were once flourishing nations. Three months ago, Hannibal Brutus launched an unexpected attack on them, despite having apparently come on a peaceful diplomatic mission.
The two nations were quickly annihilated, all traces of their presence blown into oblivion. Now Hannibal Brutus is making the land an extension of his already powerful empire. He has already laid the foundations for a town, thought to be the new capital of his empire.
Resistance to Hannibal Brutus’s empire is growing within these lands. You may find some fighters willing to sacrifice their lives in your cause.
Hannibal Brutus has a loyal apprentice – taught all he knows by Brutus – prepared to die on his behalf. You vow to get vengeance for the death of your friends and their people. Defeat the evil Hannibal Brutus or your kingdom will face the same fate that your two allies suffered.
One week later…
A messenger arrives with a crumpled parchment. You snatch it from him and read…
“Surrender now or face the power of my powerful magic!”
Another messenger appears behind the first one carrying a small leather bag. He hands it to you and you open it.
Inside is the head of your friend from the underworld.
You turn away in disgust. You are now more determined than ever to put an end to this evil. Hannibal Brutus must be stopped. The only way to do this is to destroy him.
Mousey mousey
LOL I’m not even joking, I just got attacked by a crazy mouse. I was just washing the dishes when – bam! out dashes a mouse, crashes into my feet, crashes again against the side of the cupboard, does a somersault (I’m not exaggerating, it really did do a somersault) before finding the gap under the cupboard and dashing to safety. Oh Janey!
If I was my mum I would’ve just crushed it under my feet, but I’m not, so I didn’t. I can’t kill animals (except maybe cats hehe). I couldn’t even kill the mealworm that got its head caught in the sieve and was bleeding. I kept picking up the trowel to bash it, but kept chickening out. I could never kill a mouse. All mice are called Pedro.
The mice are always coming to me, I don’t know why. Last year there was one, we were trying to catch it, and in its panic it came right up to me where I was kneeling waiting to pounce, and put its cute little mousey paws on my knees! Awww! And no, I still didn’t manage to catch it. Usually though, they’ll just pop their mousey lil heads out when I’m on the PC. We’ll look at each other for a couple of seconds, then the mouse will dash back to its hiding place.
Just look at its cutsey lil nose and its mousey brown fur, awwww! How can anyone resist?
If you can’t outwit a mouse without killing it, then you’re in trouble!
Mouse
Rat poison is evil. I always thought rat poison was one of the most evil methods of pest control (making them slowly bleed internally until after hours of agony they die), but now I’ve found out one that is even worse: glue paper.
Truly heinous.
What happens is the mouse (or rat) gets stuck to the paper and can’t pull itself free, so from sheer desperation, it bites off its front legs, but it can’t reach its hind legs, so you have a mouse with its front paws chewed off, standing on its hind legs and begging for mercy. Until the rats find it and eat it.
Evil.
Nutty
It’s illegal to release a captured grey squirrel into the wild. That means, if one gets caught in your bird feeder, you have to keep it in captivity or kill it. I’m not even joking. If you release it into the wild you’ve committed a crime.
(This is only a joke, okay? I’m really planning on making a Cat-Stop)
Le Petit Prince
Mais les yeux sont aveugles… il faut chercher avec le coeur…
To anyone else you are just a person, like any other person, but what makes you special to me is what I see in you with my heart.
